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Draft-Dodger Trump Said Sleeping Around Was My ‘Personal Vietnam’ -

TAGS: donald trump draft dodger gi joke toy soldier gop republican rino clown progressive statist hack new york liberal values vietnam war elitist blowhard windbag loser
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GrouchoMarxists - November 17, 2017, 8:39 pm
Mot claiming any original thought here choker.... I just seem to recall your lame memes on the subject... I'm certain you recall them... You certainly vomited on every one of them. Tissue?

Toy Soldier Trump -

TAGS: donald trump draft dodger vietnam toy vietnam soldier rino clown big government statist progressive new york liberal rnc 2016 bloviating windbag blowhard elitist military service
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GrouchoMarxists - November 17, 2017, 8:42 pm
Your memefails are proof liberals don't use logic....

YOU MIGHT BE A TEABAGGER IF... - You need guns to make up for what you lack elsewhere.

TAGS: teabaggers
Rating: 2.08/5

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BiteMeNow - February 22, 2014, 11:53 pm
You might be an a$$hole if you think we don't need the Bill of Rights.

PINK SLIPS - Lots of em coming this November! Pack your bags!

TAGS: pack ur bags
Rating: 3.67/5

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TEA BAGGERS - Helping the rich stay rich, just like good little servants.

TAGS: teabaggers
Rating: 2.11/5

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JGalt - December 3, 2012, 6:52 am
higher pay, less employee turnover, lower CEO pay structure.
JGalt - December 3, 2012, 6:52 am
because the guy at the top is making way too much money and taking benefits away from workers to put them on government a**istance. We might as well pay for goods instead of asking the government to subsidize cheap groceries. Costco's model works better
JGalt - December 3, 2012, 6:51 am
Not all companies are like this, funny how liberals never talk about how famouse hollwood actors make all the cookies and never share equitably with their fellow co-actors/actresses, or sports celebrities...I've got no problem with boycotting Walmart
simplegenius - December 2, 2012, 6:10 pm
only if caught...lol
crankyhead - December 2, 2012, 3:05 pm
Shortly thereafter, you would have no cookies, and bars on the window of your room. =)
simplegenius - December 2, 2012, 10:26 am
if i had 10 cookies and someone asks for 2 I would still have 10, if they demanded and took 2 I would have 10 and a dead body.

Baghdad Carney Resigns -

TEA BAGGERS - When being irrational just isn't enough.

THE RIGHT WING - Sometimes stereotypes exist for a reason.


IGNORANCE - Seen as a good thing among right-wing candidates.

TAGS: teabaggers
Rating: 2.87/5

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Renza - March 3, 2013, 6:58 am
Yes, it is quite ironic how bad the people pushing laws based on religious beliefs often are at following their religion.
PapaFox - March 3, 2013, 6:32 am
For having a secular government, we do seem to have a lot of politicians touting their "family values" -- in between mis*****es and g** lovers, of course.
Renza - March 3, 2013, 5:54 am
If only separation between church and state was still more than a wonderful idea, the world - or at least our country - would be a much better place.
JGalt - March 3, 2013, 12:03 am
Liberals take Jefferson's comments out of context nonetheless.

THE HYPOCRITIC OATH - Millionaire governor Rick Scott fights health care for all Americans but pays only $800 a year for his own government-supplied health care.

Just So You Know -

TAGS: teabagger hypocrisy
Rating: 3.46/5

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Renza - April 19, 2013, 6:58 pm
Point's still valid in terms of complaining about the party complaining about infringement upon rights while attempting to infringe on others rights.
Renza - April 19, 2013, 6:57 pm
Technically anything involving abortion. Also, there's the whole banning g** marriage - and all the unenforceable laws regarding whats acceptable 'in bed'
StoneTools - April 19, 2013, 6:37 pm
What laws are on the books regulating a woman's reproductive rights?

DOUCHEBAG - Some people are beyond hope.

TEABAGGERS - They sling the word socialist much like chimpanzees fling their own feces.

CONSERVATIVES - So closed-minded, that nothing sinks in at all, not even the facts.

TAGS: conservative republican teabaggers stupid fascists
Rating: 2.2/5

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Renza - March 15, 2013, 7:46 am
Of course they are, even if managed to grasp the facts, they couldn't do anything about it... admitting they're arguing about the validity of fictional things would just make them look stupid...
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 6:12 am
Facts are the enemy!

YOU MIGHT BE A TEABAGGER IF - You think Paul Revere rode to warn the British that they wouldn't take our guns, by ringin them there bells!

TEABAGGERS - Some people actually believe the things coming out of Glenn Becks mouth.

AGAINST KILLING TERRORISTS - Supports Killing Fetuses.

Dodger Jay -

HAPPY PEOPLE? - How dare they!

TAGS: teabagger lols
Rating: 2.23/5

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Renza - March 26, 2013, 12:15 pm
Good poster, but I think it's a repost.

TERRORISTS - Pretty much interchangeable, wherever they live.


TAGS: scumbag in chief
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - November 8, 2013, 6:13 pm
Obama is purging the military like Stalin did


A REGIME IN DENIAL - There's no double dip recession. Just like there were no US troops in Baghdad in 2003!




THE GREAT DECONSTRUCTOR - The truth is what O decides!!!


TAGS: garbage
Rating: 4.71/5

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MEDIA MATTERS - Because there's nothing totalitarian about trying to silence the opposition.

LIBERAL GASBAGS - Meet the High Commander

LIES - They do have lies.

Loons On Steroids -

Short Memories -

TAGS: teabaggers
Rating: 2.63/5

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PapaFox - April 27, 2013, 9:38 am
Yeah, I figured it was about time since I see so many of the right-wing posters here doing the same. But the point stands.
Doggit - April 27, 2013, 9:26 am
Papa playing the race card.

PARANOIA ON STEROIDS - Can't decide if this is hilarious or just sad.

TAGS: teabaggers paranoia
Rating: 2.6/5

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Cyberhagen - March 16, 2013, 1:42 pm
You absolutely tried to pass this off as factual, or you wouldn't have worded your comment as you did. Why would it be "sad"? You got called on your bluff, admit it.
PapaFox - March 9, 2013, 1:23 pm
Why thank you Captain Obvious, I'm sure nobody in the world could have figured out it was a satire without your investigative talents. :-D
Cyberhagen - March 9, 2013, 12:38 pm
I can't decide either: it's either hilarious that you're thick enough to believe this satirical post from Freewoodpost.com was actually for real, or sad that you knew that but are willing to deceitfully foist this crap here as real. Major fail either way.

Logic -

TAGS: freedom liberty conservative republican teabagger
Rating: 2.5/5

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Cannabal - June 8, 2013, 5:36 pm
I appreciate the nod, Bob, but I have no illusions about the response I get with my posters. I would've been more insulted if I got no votes at all.
Renza - June 8, 2013, 1:48 pm
Yeah, you don't get paid to post on this site?
StoneTools - June 8, 2013, 8:15 am
working here?
BobbEdwards - June 8, 2013, 1:44 am
It says plenty how the 1Ls automatically roll in whenever you post, Cannabal. If you're remotely left of center, working here is like being a lib "guest" on a Fox News program. You barely get a word in before being shouted (rated) down and swept aside.
Curlyrocks - June 6, 2013, 9:15 pm
Another perfect poster by Cannabal, I love how conservatives never look at war as another form of B/S tax keeping the rich rich and the powerful powerful.
Cannabal - June 6, 2013, 3:54 pm
I agree: those Wall Street gluttons are total parasites. Viva la revolution!
Renza - June 6, 2013, 9:45 am
shouldn't be so hard on yourself chad
ChadAllen - June 6, 2013, 7:28 am
Logic?? Only to those too ignorant to know, understand, or care what it takes to preserve it. Those who are quick to enjoy the fruits of the sacrifices made by better people, but too cowardly & selfish to do their "fair share" to help defend it!

Teabagger Values -

TAGS: teabaggers
Rating: 2.5/5

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Curlyrocks - May 5, 2013, 4:44 pm
That flag isn't hanging in too many CEO's office, it mostly hangs in trailer parks . They just want to hang on to the last little things they have including their rights.
Rudedog - May 4, 2013, 9:57 pm
Very Vikish poster

SCHOLIAST POLICIES - Ain't wantin none of that.




DISGUST - I know how you feel.

TAGS: gop teabaggers
Rating: 2.14/5

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foxrecon19d - March 3, 2013, 1:16 pm
PapaFox-Standing at the doors of Wal-Mart greeting the people who the Democrats gave HIS retirement to. Blames Republicans... just as the Democrats programmed him.


Hollyweird Liberal Douchebag -

BARRY'S DONE FOR NOW - Even the people who voted his sorry ass in are abandoning him now

JUST ANOTHER PSD - Perverted Scumbag Democrat

SOCIALISM IS NOT THE ANSWER, - it's the problem! Limited government is the real answer!

TEA BAGGERS NOT RACIST - Now what would ever give you a crazy idea like that ?

TEA BAGS - preferred over douche-bags


THE FLEEBAGGER PARTY - Wisconsin Democrats found hiding in Illinois. Fleebaggers- the new breed of cut-n-run Democrats.

A BAGHDAD BOB MOMENT - Obama doubles down on the AGW Hoax and rushes towards his own Baghdad Bob moment in Copenhagen.

EXPLOITS THE MURDER OF A SEAL - By saying others will probably exploit the murder of a Seal. Besides the hypocrisy, it’s immoral to use a brave man's death to push a warped agenda.

TAGS: teabagger hypocrisy immorality
Rating: 3.29/5

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terroraustralis - February 9, 2013, 3:09 am
the GOP must have gotten to him...
PapaFox - February 5, 2013, 5:29 am
So a Conservative politician used his death to get attention? What a slimeball...
Jrock - February 5, 2013, 3:16 am
Ron Paul NO!! http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=8980057
terroraustralis - February 4, 2013, 10:48 pm
at least when you pick sides with a liberal, they recognise that you're supporting their position, rather than attacking you because they're too lazy to figure out which side you're supporting...
terroraustralis - February 4, 2013, 10:47 pm
thats the problem with choosing to be a libertarian. you find yourself on the same side as particular conservatives who are such collossal morons, that they cant tell friend from foe.
terroraustralis - February 4, 2013, 10:44 pm
it almost sounds like you're accusing me of intending to use this man's death to support the second ammendment. unfortunately for you i dont use people's deaths to push agendas, unlike you and papafox.
foxrecon19d - February 4, 2013, 7:55 pm
Awwwwwww...PapaFox is upset that any of his attempts to use a brave man's death to push a warped agenda got intercepted. You exploit kids to push your agenda. Don't lie and say you weren't going to exploit a brave man's death as well. Busted you
terroraustralis - February 4, 2013, 2:44 pm
fighting ignorance with more ignorance is like trying to use urine to remove ****stains.
terroraustralis - February 4, 2013, 2:41 pm
Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety - BENJAMIN MOTHERf***ING FRANKLIN. AND DONT YOU f***ING FORGET IT.
terroraustralis - February 4, 2013, 2:40 pm
you are both immoral hypocrites, both puppets of the powers that be. they WANT YOU TO FIGHT EACH OTHER. THEY WANT YOU TO DESTROY THE CONSTITUTION IN YOUR FUTILE SEARCH FOR SAFETY
terroraustralis - February 4, 2013, 2:39 pm
i'm pretty f***ing sure he'd be willing to fight to the death for the second ammendment. i think he'd rather his name be attatched to supporting the second ammendment, rather than being used to destroy the second ammendment.
PapaFox - February 4, 2013, 11:41 am
Your excuses don't change the fact you're an immoral hypocrite for soiling a brave man's name by dragging his memory into the gutter with you.
foxrecon19d - February 4, 2013, 9:43 am
Awwwwwww...PapaFox is upset that any of his attempts to use a brave man's death to push a warped agenda got intercepted. You exploit kids to push your agenda. Don't lie and say you weren't going to exploit a brave man's death as well. Busted you

BLAH, BLAH, BLAHRACK OBAMA - So boring that I . . . zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

RUSHATOLLAH - Republicans Are Men Of Narrow Vision, Who Are Afraid Of The Future. - Jimmy Carter

THE FEAR OF MARXISM - Motivating the ignorant in America for decades.

Teabaggers - Not the brightest bulbs -

TAGS: teabagger stupidity
Rating: 2.09/5

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PapaFox - April 18, 2013, 7:38 am
Talk to the Republicans about abortion -- they were the ones behind Roe v Wade.
Renza - April 18, 2013, 7:36 am
Also, that's merely perspective calling abortions murder, I imagine you're not one of the fundies that believes a miscarriage is a form of abortion and therefor murder, and women should be locked up for it.
Renza - April 18, 2013, 7:33 am
Which is more likely to kill people, random person A purchasing a firearm without providing even a name, or random homo group B trying to get married?
JGalt - April 18, 2013, 12:19 am
two minutes with a liberal and you'd think decent law-abiding citizens that own guns are murdering hundreds of children per hour- um no, that's abortion clinics

RIVER STYX - The boatman is getting more business these days.

MICHELLE BACHMANN - She scares the hell outta Bat Boy.

IN A SOCIALISTIC SOCIETY.... - It makes more sense NOT to have a job....

PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE NUMBER 3 - Not the same guy who's been MIA the past 4 years. If he only accomplished 10% of what he was bragging rights to, I'd probably vote for him next month. he's a gasbag, who's impressed with his own rhetoric.

TAGS: gasbag
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 23, 2012, 6:48 am
the Card-a.s.s-ian sisters
JGalt - October 23, 2012, 6:48 am
Last night was all about firing up his obama zombies to vote for him... the ones who told Jimmie Kimmel that Michelle Obama won the First lady debate (idiots who don't watch the news, but watch reality TV and know all there is to know about Snooky and
KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 12:49 am
A man that knows he better get the focus on foreign policy and off the economy...that's why he was elected in 2008! He took bad advice...his base doesn't like this...Jews know how is with Israel...the right ain't being won over...just dumb.

what policy problem -

TAGS: website baghdad nancy
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - November 17, 2013, 10:05 am
Lets hear the liberals moan. Its not a website problem when Americans losing insurance outnumber enrollees 50 to 1 while the gov't says that enrollees are only at 25% of their expectations!

BUREAUCRATS - You see, we need them because, erm . . . um . . . uhhhhhh . . . well, . . .


HUSTLER PLACES A BOUNTY ON PERRY - Offers $1 Million for dirt on Perry. This dirtbag should burn in hell (after he goes to prison)


DIRT IS - as dirt does

WISCONSIN DEMOCRAT FLEEBAGGERS - When The Going Gets Tough... Democrats flee the state:) Democrats Flee When They Don't Get Their Way. 2011 Word of the Year candidate: Fleebaggers. As in, cut-and-run Democrats.

Thanks -

Baghdad-Bama -

ALLEGATION OF RAPE AT OWS CLEVELAND - I'm sure this would be all over Rachel Maddogs network by now if it was a tea party protest event! Just one more example of thugs taking what they think they deserve without regards to the other party


" IF THE GREEN GLOVE FITS " - Obama has promised to create 5 million "green-collar jobs". Seen any lately?


NUT CONTROL - not Gun Control!

TAGS: nutbag
Rating: 4.33/5

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Liberal sockpuppets -

DEMOCRAT FLATBREAD PIZZA - All garbage and no nutrition.

GLOBAL WARMING - I think I found where all the hot air is coming from.

CUTTING 4TRILLION IN 12 YEARS? - Mr. President. Are those real budget cuts or the usual: "Let's pretend not to increase the size of government as much as planned so we can get away with calling them cuts

CONGRESSMAN DAVID WU - Accused of sexual assault with a teenage girl. Nancy- how's that swamp draining plan going?

LESSONS NIGHTLY - learn from the best there is!

WHY DON'T YOU - PAY me $3.00 to take that garbage out to the animal shelter where it belongs?

THE ORIGINAL TEA BAGGERS - They earned their knee pads long ago.


DEFINITION-ABSOLUTE ZERO - The amount of credibility DFL Scumbag Al Frankberry has.

SUSPENDED WITHOUT PAY - all 3 viewers are in an uproar

ALL POLITICAL POWER - Grows from the barrel of a gun. -Mao Tse Tung

KEITH OLBERMANN - How to give news and commentary with a wedgie


MASTER OF DELUSION - Sadly, no new tricks in his bag. Watch quickly while he tries to pull new taxes out of his ass.

PUTTING THE TRASH - where it belongs

FAILED SPORTSCASTER - Becomes Failed Newscater Only In America Can A Narcissitic Bastard Like This One Survive

TAGS: olberdouchebag
Rating: 3.5/5

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JGalt - November 24, 2012, 9:36 am
how true, even a failed president can win a second chance

Illiteracy is treatable -

TAGS: illiterate teabaggers
Rating: 3.4/5

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StoneTools - May 2, 2013, 9:34 am
Exactly, and I feel the same way about left wing pundits.
Renza - May 2, 2013, 9:27 am
lol, you have me confused with someone else if you think I glorify any political or religious affiliation. The right wing fundies on this site just tend to give me more to work with.
StoneTools - May 2, 2013, 9:25 am
care about keeping their jobs and the money that comes with it. You can glorify the left all you want, but they are just as screwed up as the right.
StoneTools - May 2, 2013, 9:24 am
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. I dislike using biblical phrases, but when it comes to politics it fits like a glove. The truth, if you cared to research it, is that both left and right, for the most part, are full of scoundrels who only
Renza - May 2, 2013, 9:06 am
Bring it up all you like, anyone who is unwilling to admit there's terrible people and various issues present somewhere within an organizational affiliation is nothing more than an ignorant child.
StoneTools - May 2, 2013, 8:57 am
Instead, the left run media just doesn't print it or buries in in small print hidden somewhere within the pages.
StoneTools - May 2, 2013, 8:56 am
so rangel, jesse jackson jr, barney frank, you know the thieves that have the spotlight, they speak out for the left? Where are the lefties saying they won't tolerate these crooks? Oh, sorry, they are left, so it is not legitimate to bring that up.
Renza - May 2, 2013, 7:36 am
Just pointing out that the mouthpieces that represent the party are simply saying these things. Gives the party all sorts of credibility.
PapaFox - May 2, 2013, 7:28 am
I don't see moderate Republicans falling over each other to counter those messages. If the only ones speaking out are the extreme right, that's the only message that people will hear.
ipaprime - May 2, 2013, 6:46 am
so you judge the many by the few huh?
Renza - May 1, 2013, 1:00 pm
Conservative politicians that get air time have a tendency to spread those messages.
ipaprime - May 1, 2013, 12:17 pm
no I am not, but where do you get the idea that mainline consevetives are?
Renza - May 1, 2013, 12:14 pm
So, you are tolerant of ra**, segregation, and discrimination? As these are different beliefs that most of us have?
ipaprime - May 1, 2013, 12:01 pm
if you cannot accept that people have different beliefs than you, and feel that it is nessecary to disparage them for those differents then you are intollerant
Renza - May 1, 2013, 10:56 am
or unedited video clips
Renza - May 1, 2013, 10:55 am
You do realize how easy it is to get quotes of current/modern republicans more or less giving these things a pass or supporting them right?
ipaprime - May 1, 2013, 10:34 am
no the **** like this that they spew does
Renza - May 1, 2013, 8:18 am
just cause they don't agree with the conservative views of ra**, segregation, or discrimination being tolerable acts, doesn't mean that they're intolerant.
Renza - May 1, 2013, 8:16 am
You do realize teabagging someone is an act of dbaggery and not g** right?
PapaFox - April 30, 2013, 10:00 pm
I know I've hit paydirt when the responses immediately change the subject. :)
Rudedog - April 30, 2013, 9:00 pm
OTC, funny
StoneTools - April 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
funny how liberals push for tolerance, yet are the most intolerant of people.
OTC - April 30, 2013, 8:34 pm
Always attacking teabaggers, I thought the left was sensitive to g a y s?
StoneTools - April 30, 2013, 7:39 pm
where do you think syria got their WMDs?

This -

TAGS: knee jerk dirtbags
Rating: 3.36/5

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Oyster - April 19, 2013, 6:08 am
I just spit coffee all over my keyboard when I read that papa. I can't believe you actually posted that...
PapaFox - April 18, 2013, 11:59 pm
Yeah, it's a pity but some people will jump to conclusions based on existing prejudices.
Rudedog - April 18, 2013, 9:26 pm
Talk about knee jerk reactions.


SARAH PALINS ALASKA - Because it is waaaaaay easier on the brain than being a governor.


ANTI-SCIENCE LOONS - They only hurt themselves.

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